PREMIERE EPISODE! Enter the ice cream shop as Jimmy Chow dishes out a double scoop whoop-a*s sundae with pain-bow sprinkles! Enemies will get soft-served!

EPISODE 2: Hot girls and hot kung fu action at the Hot Gothic, as Jimmy Chow kicks the t-shirt out of an army of Purple Ninjas.

EPISODE 3: Jimmy Chow owns ninjas with game controller nunchucku style, flying DVD slice technique! Don't forget the teen lesbian bloodlust action!

EPISODE 4: Fed up with their utter lack of ninja skills, the buxom Purple Lady crushes her purple ninjas, and turns to her stinky mentor, the one-armed Master Joon-Ri, to help destroy Jimmy Chow.

EPISODE 5: Utterly discover the history of a young Jimmy Chow's ascendancy to Exciting Kung Fu Master.

EPISODE 6: Jimmy Chow seeks revenge after the Giant Purple Mecha utterly smashes a trio of hot fangirls.

EPISODE 7: Risen from the dead by weird balls of light, Jimmy Chow takes on the Purple Mecha from the inside.

EPISODE 8: Purple Ninjas, a biting monkey, ninjitsu weaponry, and hot lesbian teens. Jimmy Chow's new job at the electronics store gets off to a strange start.

EPISODE 9: After battling a horde of Purple Ninjas at the mall pet store, Jimmy Chow learns that the rodent kung fu master Ming Ming is not all he, or she, seems to be.

EPISODE 10: Jimmy Chow's hot pursuit of Master Ming Ming leads him to a lingerie store, where he finds himself utterly surrounded by purple ninjas, naked fan girls, and other unmentionables.

EPISODE 11: Jimmy Chow and Master Ming Ming find themselves trapped at a lingerie store, surrounded by Purple Ninjas, the Purple Lady, and now, a spy.

EPISODE 12: Kung Fu Jimmy must use his happy awesome power to track down Rainbow Ren and save her from the evil machinations of the buxom Purple Lady.